Sick and Tired

Today is day 2 of viral bliss. I'm so over it. I'm ready to join the land of the living. I'm ready to wear real clothes. I'm ready for my face to not feel like it weighs 200 pounds. I want to be able to hear without feeling like I'm under water. By now, you must be ready for me to stop complaining . I'm done; I promise.

Now for your viewing pleasure, this is me laying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. You're probably wondering how I make an upper respiratory virus look so good. What can I say, when you got it, you got it.