I need to get a few things off my chest

Sometimes a girl just needs to lie on the couch and watch a Teen Mom marathon. So that's exactly what I did Monday night. I also drank diet cranberry ginger ale and picked the nail polish off my finger nails. Few things in life are more satisfying than picking the polish off your nails. Am I right or am I right? So, I'm all relaxed and enjoying my trash TV when...

I caught my little Yorkie humping my baby goldendoodle. I can't believe I just said that to you guys; it was so traumatizing. I mean this dude, our Yorkie, is neutered, 8 years old and a diabetic. Not exactly a love machine. Our doodle is 5 months old and probably 3-4 times his size. Anyway, it was so horrifying. I can't even explain. I really need to stop talking about it before I go all Teresa Guidice and start flipping tables. It made me that mentally unstable.

Back to Teen Mom. Am I the only person who will admit to watching it on the reg? I just love coming home from a long day at work and shutting my brain off. If you're a highly educated woman who enjoys a little trash down time, I ain't mad at ya.

OK, now that I've gotten all that off my chest I feel a little better. Happy Wednesday! Oh crap, it's just Wednesday. There goes my mood again! JK, but not really.

This my sweet doodle, Five.